''The Best Christmas Pageant Ever''

Unity Theatre's Family Holiday Special Event:  A Comedy by Barbara Robinson.  The holidays have gone to the hellions in this delightful family entertainment, as the Herdman children get cast to star in the annual church Christmas Show.  Now, the Herdmans are the worst kids in the history of the world!  They lie, they steal, smoke cigars, swear, and hit other little kids.  None of them as ever heard of the Christmas Story.  To them, Herod just needs a good beating and the three Wise Men sound like dirty spies.  Who would think that these delinquents would learn --and teach us all--the true meaning of the season? This is a holiday treat for the whole family, and one that should prove to be the best ever!